Or Make a Wish foundation, whatever. I saw an ad with a kid next to a guy dressed up as Spider-Man saying something like "making dreams come true". And I thought, wow, I also had a dream to meet some random guy dressed up like Spider-Man.
I bet the kid really said "I wanna meet Spider-Man!" and was severely disapointed when spider-Man couldn't do any webslinging or wallcrawling. Probably because his powers were on the fritz because of.. oh.. some sort of mutagenic nightmare or something. Then Morbius comes in and asks for Plasma, and its funny cause they're in a hospital and its all ironic.