Saturday, May 02, 2009
Apparently Dove Soap makes you hideously ugly. Other soap commercials have people who look decent, but Dove has the ugliest people .. I was flipping through channels and there was some annoying woman giving really stupid motivational talks. Apparently it had something to do with Dove soap. Therefore, Dove soap makes you ugly and stupid and annoying to listen to. And even moreso, why would anyone want to listen to this shit? Ugh. Yes, nobody is perfect, but ugly people should be locked up in the attic and fed fish heads.
From the deranged mind of reedsolomon.matr1x at gmail.com at 10:51 p.m.