Dear gas stations. (Petro Canada, Canadian Tire, and various others)
It's nice of you to have air pumps. You don't really have to. However, if you are going to charge $1 for them, you may as well be charging $100 because I'm going elsewhere. $.25 cents, fine. But $1 for air? FOR AIR? Guess what, you lost yourself my sale of snacks and gas fill up because I went elsewhere.
Get your heads examined.