Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Today I attempt to write a press release

Large letter W

Put Tuesday, April 23 on your calendar, complainers and haters!  That’s the day the Winnipeg Blue Bombers will host their annual Propaganda Session and Curmudgeon Complaint Forum.
The football club will "release" what it calls its "2012 financial details" and preview the upcoming "2013 CFL season", of which the Bombers are already mathematically eliminated. Fans will also be able to ask softball questions of the players and coaches (but probably not the GM), who will answer with the usual go nowhere platitudes. 

The forum will be held at Canad Inns Polo Park which is conveniently really far from the new stadium but close to the old one.  It will begin at 7 p.m, maybe. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. and seating is limited and likely to be uncomfortable.

There may or may not be Powerpoint slides and coffee.

please note this press release is a complete fabrication and has no connection with the actual events that are actually happening

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