A List of a some hockey related terminology I hate. And if you use it, you're a horrible person and should feel bad. Off the top of my head:
Special Teams - What's so special about them? Not like they're scoring. Not like they're all that different from the normal lines.
Product - So and so is a product of the something somewheres. Referring to people as products sounds horrible to me.
Blue Paint - Is it even paint?
Hockey IQ - Just shut up. Shut up.
Hockey Gods - Like who? Hockey playing Jesus? As a Hockey Atheist I'm insulted every time I hear this phrase.