I have become the God of Rolling up rims and winning.
I assume I have some sort of reality distortion ability that only affects Tim Hortons cups. I win so that others may lose.
I can't think of any other explanation that makes sense.
Still, I only win free coffee's and donuts, but it's only a matter of time before I win some sort of vehicle or cash prize.
I don't even like Tim Hortons.
I do appreciate that the downtown locations offer Lemon donuts though. Go to hell, other locations that don't. You don't get my money.
I also miss plain tea biscuits.