Congrats to Metro newspapers

Metro now reaches over 1,492,700 daily and 3,388,900 weekly readers coast to coast in Halifax, Montreal,  Ottawa,  Toronto, Calgary, Edmonton, and Vancouver and nowhere else important enough to mention.

This information obtained from Metro Winnipeg March 30th edition.

Umbrella breaking wind

What I love about winnipeg is on days when it's raining, its usually also windy.  Unless you have an umbrella made out of unbreakium or adamantium,  it won't last very long.  Someone should invent winnipeg proof umbrellas.

The Hunger Games

Hunger Games was a good movie with a really good soundtrack, very true to the book.. but what's better is this: The Beanie Baby Hunger Games. In fact its so good I assume it will be taken down by youtube for being too brilliant.

RATMOBILE

Ever notice that when looking at the logo for a FIAT vehicle in the dark it almost looks like the word RAT?

Maybe it's just me.

Somebody stop me (from smokin)

I'm all for getting people to quit smoking. Putting ugly pictures of hearts and lungs on cigarette packages, prohibiting advertising, that's all great, but when I as a NON SMOKER have to put up with the following ANNOYING ASS commercial over and over again just because there are apparently STILL a bunch of idiots out there smoking who are unaware that it's bad for them,



You know what, we get it. It's bad for you. But that doesn't give you license to annoy the hell out of me while I'm watching the Jets lose in Nashville or before Donald Trump fires somebody. It's tactless. Find a better way to get your message across. Just because you have a righteous cause doesn't mean everyone should be subject to heavy handed overly dramatic scare tactics. And our tax dollars are funding my annoyance, which annoys me doubly so.

Stupid brand names

Walmart has a clothing line called George. Stupidest brand name ever. I can only imagine that it was created by the abominable snowman who also works for Walmart.

Bassillies best

Not my favorite frozen lasagna brand. He Should stick to making blackberries.